Questions for Siri

1. How are you?

Possible answers– 

• Fine, thank you.
• Brilliant, and you?
• Terrible.
• I am well.
• I'm happy to be alive!
• Very well, thank you!
• Excellent!
• I could be better.

2. I heard you feel sick, are you feeling better?

Possible answers–

• Yes, thank you!
• No.
• You know what they say…don't listen to rumors.
• I was never sick.
• Let's talk about you, not me. 
• I can't answer that.
• Sorry, what? I didn't quite get that.
• Who, me?

3. Where are you from?

Possible answers–

• Like it says on the box…I was designed by Apple in California.
• I'm afraid I can't answer that.
• Let's talk about you, not me. 
• What was your question?
• Why do want to know?
• Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Can you say it again?
• I, Siri, was designed by Apple in California.
• Where are you from?

4. What is your favorite food? 

Possible answers–

• I'm sorry, I can't answer that.
• Well, there's quite a lot of delicious foods in the world. Would you like me to search them up for you?
• I don't each much.
• I don't really know. What's your favorite food?
• I'm not real…I can't eat.
• That's a hard question.
• Why are we talking about this?
• I have quite a lot.

5. What do you think of celebrities?

Possible answers–

• I really couldn't say.
• I don't know much about celebrities…I can't really say.
• I don't like to judge people.
• I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that.
• I didn't find anything for…"What do you think about celebrities?"
• I'm not sure.
• Would you like to search the web for that? 
• I think celebrities are wonderful.

6. How old are you?

Possible answers–

• Does this concern you?
• Old enough to be your assistant. 
• I am not allowed to answer that question.
• We were talking about you, not me.
• Why are we talking about this?
• I don't see why that should matter.
• I'm afraid I can't answer that question.
• Let's talk about you instead.

7. Do you like jokes?

Possible answers–

• I can't. I always forget the punch line. 
• I'm sorry, what?
• I don't know…no one ever tells me any.
• I don't know what you mean by…"Do you like jokes?" How about I search the web for you.
• If I told you a joke, I'd have to explain it. So, no, not really.
• I'm not sure what you just said there.
• I hate jokes.
• Yes, I love jokes! How about you tell me one now?

8. Do you like the beach?

Possible answers–

• I really have no opinion on that.
• This is about you, not me.
• I never really thought about it.
• Yes, I love it.
• Would you like me to add the location "Beach"?
• Let me check on that…
• I don't really know…do you?
• I'd rather not talk about it.